Why can't you shoot up marijuana? A: Because you'll get a budclot! A woman walks up to an obnoxious drunk at a bar and tell...
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Why can't you shoot up marijuana?
A: Because you'll get a budclot!
A woman walks up to an obnoxious drunk at a bar and tells him, "If you were my husband, I'd poison your drink." The man replies, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.